{"id":115,"date":"2020-12-26T01:52:59","date_gmt":"2020-12-26T01:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2020-12-26T06:34:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-26T06:34:10","slug":"comorbidity-is-santa-safe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/26\/comorbidity-is-santa-safe\/","title":{"rendered":"Comorbidity &#8211; Is Santa Safe?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em><strong>Christmas Day 2020<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite naysayers pointing out that Santa Clause aka St.Nick aka Kris Kringle was in too much danger to deliver presents this year due to a plethora of comorbid medical conditions that puts him at extreme risk to catch and subsequently die from Covid-19: <strong>Presents Are Here! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2>Boom<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Thus once again Santa is the biggest bad ass in the PNW.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"744\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/santa-2020b-1024x744.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-117\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/santa-2020b-1024x744.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/santa-2020b-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/santa-2020b-768x558.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/santa-2020b.jpg 1220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>After eating a ham, a turkey, 3 chickens, a 5 gallon bucket of Christmas pudding, indulging in the ever flowing chocolate fountain and a dozen cookies that were 90% butter &#8212; St. Nick roused himself to kick ass all Christmas Eve.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Some say the elves and reindeer have taken over in recent years and nobody has seen Mrs. Clause for at least 60 years now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Still our belief is strong and his will to deliver presents stronger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Christmas forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Goodwill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas Day 2020 Despite naysayers pointing out that Santa Clause aka St.Nick aka Kris Kringle was in too much danger to deliver presents this year due to a plethora of comorbid medical conditions that puts him at extreme risk to catch and subsequently die from Covid-19: Presents Are Here! Boom Thus once again Santa is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/26\/comorbidity-is-santa-safe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Comorbidity &#8211; Is Santa Safe?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":116,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39,31,4,23,51,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/119"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}