{"id":188,"date":"2021-08-08T02:31:29","date_gmt":"2021-08-08T02:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/?p=188"},"modified":"2021-08-08T02:31:29","modified_gmt":"2021-08-08T02:31:29","slug":"spring-garbage-slugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/08\/spring-garbage-slugs\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring Garbage Slugs!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Rainy spring weather &#8211; watch your step for banana slugs!  The large pests are hitting up garbage bins and this year there is more to eat than ever!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The slugs have grown enormous this year due to an abnormally high concentration of utter garbage.  No barrage of ridicule will slow down the Pacific Northwest slug infestation.  These slugs are so totally immersed and absorbed with feeding they&#8217;ve lost all situational awareness for natural threats such as ducks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ducks report: it will be a great year.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs7hoxULU1xmpbqgo6_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs7hoxULU1xmpbqgo6_1280.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs7hoxULU1xmpbqgo6_1280-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs7hoxULU1xmpbqgo6_1280-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs85iHBWr1xmpbqgo6_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs85iHBWr1xmpbqgo6_640.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_pqs85iHBWr1xmpbqgo6_640-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rainy spring weather &#8211; watch your step for banana slugs! The large pests are hitting up garbage bins and this year there is more to eat than ever! The slugs have grown enormous this year due to an abnormally high concentration of utter garbage. No barrage of ridicule will slow down the Pacific Northwest slug &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/08\/spring-garbage-slugs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spring Garbage Slugs!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":216,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}