{"id":514,"date":"2023-01-27T07:15:24","date_gmt":"2023-01-27T07:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/?p=514"},"modified":"2023-05-15T17:55:21","modified_gmt":"2023-05-15T17:55:21","slug":"freed-by-the-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/27\/freed-by-the-bell\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Freed by the Bell’"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

NARRATOR: New this fall to NBBC a feel-good classic returns to television with a new twist perfect for our times!  A gritty comedy that will have you laughing out of your chair as he<\/em> tries to avoid the electric chair!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCENE:  A typical American High School.   Well dressed students line the hallway outside of grey lockers chatting in muted voices. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

NARRATOR: Critics are saying it is \u2018Saved by The Bell\u2019 with a \u201921 Jump Street\u2019 twist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCENE:  Focus in on scraggly transient man with full beard and shoulder length unkempt silver-streaked greasy hair in a stained jacket over a hoodie.   He looks out of place, frightening \u2013 he stares hard at a high school girl in a suggestive fashion, and then: he picks up a backpack and heads to class. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

*canned laughter*<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

NARRATOR:  He\u2019s a serial killer on death row famous for strangling deaths.  They\u2019re a regular totally normal and not at all creepy Hollywood high school with a tricky situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCENE: Principal\u2019s Office. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLook here, you only have one chance to escape the electric chair and it is if you help us identify the serial killer that is attending Bay High!\u201d   <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd if I refuse?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe\u2019ll send you back to Alcatraz to face your fate!  We have the big game coming up Mr. Wallace and we can\u2019t afford anymore murdered students.  We can\u2019t keep the missing students a secret forever!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHmm.  That sounds like your problem.\u201d  *laughter*<\/em>  \u201cBut I\u2019ll have a look around.  I can\u2019t promise anything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NARRATOR:  Come along on a feel good high school adventure that is an instant classic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCENE:  Strangler with big tears in his eyes stares at the football team: \u201cI love you guys.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCENE:  Student screams and a several people step over a dead body.  Shows students whispering and pointing at the Strangler, who for the first time knows what it is like to be blamed for a crime he did not commit.  Strangler thinking\u2026\u201dif they keep blaming me, I\u2019m going to kill them \u2026 wait\u2026 I was sent here to do a job and that is to catch a serial killer\u2026 that\u2019s what I\u2019m going to do.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SCENE: Day of the big exam and the Strangler is expected to pass it! “Carry the one or pass the five!” *laughter* <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

NARRATOR:  Wednesday night after the news on Six.  See you there. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This fall a new comedy from NBBC follows the hilarious antics of a middle aged man going from death-row to front-row! Bay High might seem like the perfect high school but principal Peters can’t figure out which one of the fun-loving students is racking up an alarming murder count! Detective Rikkels has a crazy idea that just might work, use a serial killer to catch a serial killer! It’s a laugh out loud all for the family evening show new this fall. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[157,4],"tags":[151,150,149],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":676,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions\/676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dysmalnitch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}