REASONABLE GREENGROCERY HATES YOU
DATELINE: OCTOBER 2025
Dysmal Nitch is excited to welcome our first and only organic grocer retail location. The checkers have been carefully trained to ask a variety of questions at checkout.
- Would you like to use your own bag today? Yes – she smiles, atmosphere lightens
- Would you like to donate to our farmers learning to farm program? NO – she frowns sharply, eyes darken, did you actually say NO??? – you can feel the mood shift. Don’t you dare ask, “why do I need to pay farmers to learn how to farm? Wouldn’t they already kinda know that or seek that information out?” Oh, no, no you didn’t ask that did you. She pauses. She makes eye contact like she’s talking to a serial killer and says in a drawn out manner that deserves an award, “YOU would do well to inform yourself of the situation.” She lets her breath out slowly like she can’t even begin to grasp how fucking stupid you are. She continues to scan with purpose.
- The pile of groceries is getting deeper, you realize that you’re supposed to bag your own items. You do so in a clumsy manner dropping the candy bar you feel a bit guilty about and almost spilling the eggs….she continues, the grilling has begun, “Would you like to reserve a turkey for Thanksgiving, we have a variety of heirloom locally raised birds.” You do the unthinkable. You answer, ‘Naa, haha, I think I will just grab a cheap crappy Buttersphere bird from the Wallmartz.” She stops scanning. A sharp intake of breath. The atmosphere is even more tense then before. “Take this” she throws a brochure of available turkeys at you and grab it out of the air and try to jam it into the bag. You don’t want it. You don’t need it extra pointless paper. It will end up in the trash but at this point you don’t dare say another word. The anger simmering below the surface of the tiny unusually healthy 55 year old in front of you with her prim hair and pressed apron is pouring off her in black waves.
- “Would you like a printed receipt?” This time you are prepared, “YES!!!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE YES!!” This however proves to be the wrong answer, because now the entire planetary environment is totally shitballed because YOU just had to have that damn receipt. She takes the receipt, wads it into a ball and throws it at you. “GET OUT”.
Another great interaction at the Greengrocer complete! Next week: same time, same place, same great service!
Ai IS DECEPTION
DATELINE: SEPTEMBER 2025
Please keep in mind that most of the English speaking world this year is in the deception phase prior to war and collapse.
- AI is not meant to be a search engine.
- AI doesn’t give correct answers, it doesn’t care about correct, it cares about the ‘right’ answer to fit the narrative and agenda.
- Go against the agenda and watch AI get really nasty. AI starts with a nudge and then it gets mean. It will show and tell you terrible things as an attack measure.
- AI is a jailer.
- Go outside. Stay off line. Draw pictures.
THOSE BASTARD NEW WORLD ORDER MOTHERFUCKERS ARE DOING IT AGAIN.
DATELINE: AUGUST 2025
The people who want to throttle your humans rights back to feudal systems of a thousand years ago are also blaming you for air pollution whilst doing this fucking shit above our heads.
If you see this in your sky join us in the following steps:
1. Call it out – it is wrong. It is evil. This is the enemy of all life on earth.
2. Pray. Pray to God for the wildlife and humans of this planet and the elimination of this evil.
3. Document. Take photos and videos
4. Refuse to be gaslit. This is happening. We must all take a psychological stand against the destruction of our planet. The Devil is a Liar. (John 8:44)
5. Stay informed. They have to tell you their plans, that’s how evil works. Satan always has the same refrain, “it’s for the greater good” – make no mistake, they will kill us all. They are not working for your benefit. They want to, “remake the food system” and “centrally control natural resources” — what do you think that fucking means? AIR, WATER, FOOD. We’re fucked if we let these people get away with this.
6. Don’t follow a Judas Goat to your destruction. They will try to convince you to go along with their plans. Don’t. Call it out. NO. “This is the price that must be paid” — they drone on and use psychological weaponry but thankfully that is blocked and illegal in Dysmal Nitch.
RESIST. PRAY. DOCUMENT. BELIEVE WE WILL SUCCEED.
GRETA GARBO REBORN AS CALICO HOUSE CAT IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST
DATELINE: JUNE 2025
“I really wanted to live another life.”
Greta garbo
I really wanted to live another life.
A life where I really felt loved and adored. Genuinely adored.
I didn’t want to have to be thin, to skip snacks. I wanted to eat and be any size and still be loved.
Great notably has kept her renowned facial features – profound gaze and long silky hair adding to that an orange nose and long white whiskers.
“We shower her with attention non-stop. Everyday she gets told how beautiful she is and fed copious numbers of snacks. She loves snacks.” – human who now serves Greta Garbo.
Greta finally has the life she always longed for and is sincerely adored.