Mystery Solved! Not UFO!
Odd UFO’s sighted everyday across Chicago. The mystery has been solved as simply a hostile alien species transporting the parts to build a super mech God Machine to subdue the entire planet. Top scientists recommend exploring local caves and potentially hiding under ground. Continue Reading
April Tourist Watch
Tourist Watch: Tourism was mostly quiet, aside from the usual misunderstandings, a brief bear mace incident in Sporting Goods involving a bag and a lighter, and the indoor rainfall situation from several fluorescent lighting fixtures that management decided was not, technically, a reason to close early. There is a 75%Continue Reading
War, 2026
America feels tense like our step-Dad started on Friday with wine coolers but now it’s Monday morning and he’s passed out with an empty fifth of vodka beside him. You know the whole week is just going to be dealing with his crash out and who knows where it’s goingContinue Reading
I Actually Live Beside the Ocean
I moved to Dysmal Nitch just over a year ago buying an unusually discounted priced condo from an older man eager to move fast mumbling something about, ‘discs that fly in across the water’ – sure, whatever man – go get those meds refilled. As a widow woman starting lifeContinue Reading
Local Tabby Continues to Overwork
Deep in the heart of the forest 72 year old Dereck Mason clears downed limbs and cleans up around the cabin he built thirty years ago but he says he couldn’t do it without the help of his six-pound coworker, Princess, a rescued tabby who spent five weeks in aContinue Reading
Outrage Is a Cheap and Easy Drug
“Then there are the most insidious problems — the ones as ubiquitous that you hardly notice them at all. Even if you look and feel fit, you live with the background hum of fear.” -World Health Association recommending more fear, published in – ‘how to distract the masses from declineContinue Reading
1-8 Local Elk Refuse Work
Majestic, beautiful, peaceful – those are a few words that tourists use to describe our PNW elk, but recently locals claim they are violent, lazy and refusing to do their job. The elk site poor working conditions and a lack of hay.Continue Reading
1-7 The Warehouse Of Things I Took For Granted
Today I went down to the manufacturing district where we have a warehouse. I had my family wait in the van while I popped inside to try to locate my African Violet pot I had left inside…The warehouse is weathered grey nestled with other buildings near the dock, a fewContinue Reading
1-6 Dysmal Nitch, The Big Run
Every March Dysmal Nitch hosts, ‘The Big Run’ and although it mostly caters to people from Portland and Seattle who enjoy the country setting our own trailer park hero Josie has been spotted running / training with her cat Ruffles in a jogging trolly on the winding trails around the park. Continue Reading
1-5 I’m Doing Amazing.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Everyday in 2026 I am on a mission to find five star events and miracles in my everyday life and so can you. Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing in 2026 I am going to say, “absolutely incredible, amazing, fantastic!” And I’m going to mean it. And I’mContinue Reading