1-4 Tin Foil Predictions for 2026

By PSHACK from the RV in the trailer park

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Most people hate predictions for the coming year. I on the other hand love them. Let’s take a look at a few!

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#1. UFO’s Psy-Op Everywhere

Looks like this years incoming psy-op’s code word is, “DISCLOSURE” so look for a lot more muddying of the UFO waters and the revelation of, ‘we are not alone’. They will need to up the frequency and acceptance of UFO lore in order to frosting over the insane number of orbs, “drones” and “balloons” that people (πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘) will be seeing in the coming months and years. Also – here at Dysmal Nitch we do not use the term UAP, and we never will. Familiarize yourself with lasers now to forgo etiological shock later in the year. Keep looking up. Everything you need to know is in the sky.

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This year, be particularly careful about what you program yourself with – avoid movies (especially if they have the word ‘Disclosure’ in them and a history of coordinating with the secret parts of government) and avoid social media.

#2 ❄The New Ice Age Ramps Up❄❄❄

They can’t hold back the frost, only buy us time. It’s here. It’s the new ice age ❄. So prediction #2 says it will start snowing and not stop for…oh’ years… but the good news people are hella adaptable. Disaster will strike, jokes will be made, life will move on. We’ll find out where our tax money went, when some of us move underground! ❄

#3 Everything Is Going To Be Okay

We’re in a period of massive transition, but we’re going to be okay but it will not be like it was before, it’s a new world.

(Unless you live in Paris, Paris is going to flood and have a terrible disaster befall it – don’t stay in the city when things go south – get on your bicycle, get your bug out bag, and go.).

LUCKY NUMBERS AND SUGGESTED HABITS:

It’s always a good time to turn off the behavioral modification systems in your life.

Last years prediction, lucky numbers and suggested habits:

“You know you’re being deceived when irrelevant information is emphasized or essential information is downplayed.”

  1. Predicted 2025 would be the year of “mystery fires” and it did not disappoint.
  2. Predicted an assassination of the leader of the free world – saw it twice in dreams, did not happen but maybe 2026 the ticket will be punched. Not personal, really just randomly dreamed it. I don’t believe in political theatrics. I do believe in aliens. So…yeah.
  3. Social media is a belief management system with several devices to nudge, persaude and cause suggestibility, if you haven’t left it yet – it’s not too late to turn that shit off – you are being actively monitored by AI.
From X in 2025, PSHACK

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5. In 2025 it was predicted that, “civil servants start to be targets, police officers, firemen, anyone associated with society so things break down.” — was I wrong?

6. I dreamed that NYC Mayor Eric Adams won the presidency for 2028 – we’ll have to wait and see on that one.

7. The Year of Cancer 2025. Predicted NDMA, or N-Nitrosodimethylamine contamination of drinking water supplies or in rain water would cause cancer in mass.

8. Last year Alex Jones predicted the new golden age, and I predicted that was bullshit.

9. 3.3.3. Look out for the number 3 again in 2026