Spring Garbage Slugs!

GIANT banana slug

Rainy spring weather – watch your step for banana slugs! The large pests are hitting up garbage bins and this year there is more to eat than ever!

The slugs have grown enormous this year due to an abnormally high concentration of utter garbage. No barrage of ridicule will slow down the Pacific Northwest slug infestation. These slugs are so totally immersed and absorbed with feeding they’ve lost all situational awareness for natural threats such as ducks.

Ducks report: it will be a great year.