A local girl, "Princess" waits impatiently every morning to leave the house and go to work. Her human describes her as a workaholic but she's doing an important job.

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Deep in the heart of the forest 72 year old Dereck Mason clears downed limbs and cleans up around the cabin he built thirty years ago but he says he couldn’t do it without the help of his six-pound coworker, Princess, a rescued tabby who spent five weeks in aContinue Reading

Corky's corner store, dealing fear and mayhem to keep the peace

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“Then there are the most insidious problems — the ones as ubiquitous that you hardly notice them at all. Even if you look and feel fit, you live with the background hum of fear.” -World Health Association recommending more fear, published in – ‘how to distract the masses from declineContinue Reading

Elk lounging unapologetically refusing to get back to work.

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Majestic, beautiful, peaceful – those are a few words that tourists use to describe our PNW elk, but recently locals claim they are violent, lazy and refusing to do their job. The elk site poor working conditions and a lack of hay.Continue Reading

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Every March Dysmal Nitch hosts, ‘The Big Run’ and although it mostly caters to people from Portland and Seattle who enjoy the country setting our own trailer park hero Josie has been spotted running / training with her cat Ruffles in a jogging trolly on the winding trails around the park. Continue Reading

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Everyday in 2026 I am on a mission to find five star events and miracles in my everyday life and so can you. Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing in 2026 I am going to say, “absolutely incredible, amazing, fantastic!” And I’m going to mean it. And I’mContinue Reading

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By PSHACK from the RV in the trailer park Most people hate predictions for the coming year. I on the other hand love them. Let’s take a look at a few! #1. UFO’s Psy-Op Everywhere Looks like this years incoming psy-op’s code word is, “DISCLOSURE” so look for a lotContinue Reading

Birds of the Pacific Northwest, generated on Gemini

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They all sing different songs but they understand each other despite speciation. Today the marsh was flooded as it’s a king tide and we’re at Parhelion (it has also been raining but it is always raining). A gull sounded an alarm, and then it was taken up by a crow,Continue Reading

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The Story of West Dysmal Nitch Academy The Junior High was the worst in the state for incidences of aggravated bullying, that is to say both physical and mental. Additionally the school was understaffed, dirty, and was at a loss for addressing online activities outside of school hours targeted students.Continue Reading