Local says they love being coddled and taken care of and live in luxury. “you might wonder where the term ‘hit me like a lead pickle upside ma’ head’ comes from, and you may be surprised it was from a consensual relationship between an ex-con and an alien.” Ronny Dutch’sContinue Reading
Tourist Watch: Tourism was mostly quiet, aside from the usual misunderstandings, a brief bear mace incident in Sporting Goods involving a bag and a lighter, and the indoor rainfall situation from several fluorescent lighting fixtures that management decided was not, technically, a reason to close early. There is a 75%Continue Reading
America feels tense like our step-Dad started on Friday with wine coolers but now it’s Monday morning and he’s passed out with an empty fifth of vodka beside him. You know the whole week is just going to be dealing with his crash out and who knows where it’s goingContinue Reading
I moved to Dysmal Nitch just over a year ago buying an unusually discounted priced condo from an older man eager to move fast mumbling something about, ‘discs that fly in across the water’ – sure, whatever man – go get those meds refilled. As a widow woman starting lifeContinue Reading
“Then there are the most insidious problems — the ones as ubiquitous that you hardly notice them at all. Even if you look and feel fit, you live with the background hum of fear.” -World Health Association recommending more fear, published in – ‘how to distract the masses from declineContinue Reading
Majestic, beautiful, peaceful – those are a few words that tourists use to describe our PNW elk, but recently locals claim they are violent, lazy and refusing to do their job. The elk site poor working conditions and a lack of hay.Continue Reading