MAY 11, 2026 -PSHACK
시카고 상공을 날아다니는 이상한 UFO 부품들
Nope, Not UFO
Across the Chicago downtown dog walkers and early morning tweekers have reported seeing flying UFOs unlike reports seen previously, various geometric shapes of squares, rectangles, and circular of various metals seemingly fly through the air. “It looked like a speaker, it was shiny, magenta and kinda dumbbell shaped” said Tina Andrews who was walking her dog Tuesday morning. “It was beautiful, I had a feeling of peace and enlightenment come over me. I think they were telling me to save the planet…I just had this overwhelming sensation of a higher power.”
Tina could not have been more wrong.
Odd objects have been seen flying for about a month and according to high ranking military officials fleeing the city with their family and pets, “I gotta go….you might want to get underground if you can. Good luck….what, UFO? No, those were parts to a giant robot mech over my Lake Michigan, the aliens have been transporting parts and constructing a robot they’re calling the GodMACHINE all month, we couldn’t stop them, and they’ve threatened to gas everyone, so we’re going to my mothers.”
The mystery once again resolved as most definitely not UFOs. The GodMACHINE giant mech robot is said to demand complete obedience and surrender of the earth or it will use a toxic gas on the inhabitants of the planet.
Dysmal Nitch citizens are advised to familiarize themselves with our local sea caves and underground labyrinth after several similar reports from last week across Washington of unusual “UFOs” were sighted. No doubt this hostile alien species is working to build more super huge killer robots they’ve dubbed, GodMACHINE.
