TourismUFO, KILLER ROBOT
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Odd UFO’s sighted everyday across Chicago. The mystery has been solved as simply a hostile alien species transporting the parts to build a super mech God Machine to subdue the entire planet. Top scientists recommend exploring local caves and potentially hiding under ground. Continue Reading

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Tourist Watch: Tourism was mostly quiet, aside from the usual misunderstandings, a brief bear mace incident in Sporting Goods involving a bag and a lighter, and the indoor rainfall situation from several fluorescent lighting fixtures that management decided was not, technically, a reason to close early. There is a 75%Continue Reading